My Poor Life Choices
Have you ever made a decision that you weren’t too proud of...or...straight up regretted? Charli Quinn has not only have made a few of her own Poor Life choices but she’s also witnessed the dumpster-fire-decisions others around her have made. Tune in bi-weekly for tales and tangents that will have you on a rollercoaster of emotions from deep belly laughs to heart ache. Have a zinger yourself? Write in at mypoorlifechoices2@gmail.com
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Episodes
Tuesday May 27, 2025
Tuesday May 27, 2025
Return guest, Kelli, for a double feature! Don't threaten a sexy former roller derby badass if she isn't consentually into you!
Kelli hit his emotional g-spot w/her magical vagina #sexpionage. Welcome to girl-logic!
Tuesday May 13, 2025
Tuesday May 13, 2025
Join Rose on her journey for undies in India. Just kidding, don't. But if you did, we're going to need you to "keep it together" so you don't "ruin this" episode "for us!!" Do NOT tempt the gut gods. They WILL food poison you!
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Tuesday Apr 29, 2025
Tuesday Apr 29, 2025
Commiserate with Katie in her dating a douche for far too long. We also find Katie in a potential choose your own true crime adventure story, why we keep things despite the bad they bring about, pettiness levels, a peek into *7 Shades of Charli, "working at 30%", and how often we segue back into dicks. Oops!
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Friday Apr 18, 2025
Friday Apr 18, 2025
Find out what happens when Madison makes a new friend and strays from the convention. Also, don't accept communial booze from possible street dwellers!!!! I'm surprised she lived to tell the tale! Spoiler Alert: Madison is not a ghost Ouija communing with me to tell this tale!!
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Tuesday Apr 01, 2025
Tuesday Apr 01, 2025
Kelli finds that a guy "treating her like a princess" isn't exactly what she envisioned. Like many of us, Kelli ignored the red flag referee and trusted the word of a bestie. Oh, and might've ended up with everything the guy she was dating owned. Find out how this happened and what tangents we took along the way!
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Tuesday Sep 17, 2024
Tuesday Sep 17, 2024
Law and (court) Order!!! Find out how penises and the U.S.'s economic system cunt-inue to ruin Mary's life because it definitely wasn't her own poor life choices! Like how the library was charging her for "a book she already owned [borrowed and never gave back; also known as: stole]!!!"
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Friday Sep 13, 2024
Friday Sep 13, 2024
Isn't it great when classmates become friends and those friends become roommates? It can be until they start targeting you with their psychosis and stop paying their portion of the bills. But we ALL know that's the patriarchy's fault! And capitalism's. And the public library!! And the pandemic! Unless you want to bone a stranger.
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Tuesday Jul 16, 2024
Tuesday Jul 16, 2024
De Be-Dazzled was dazzled by a tall drink that turned out to be a stray who wouldn't leave without a restraining order and made her work to part. Was her second marriage for better or worse? Find out!
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Wednesday Jul 03, 2024
Wednesday Jul 03, 2024
Are all of the good ones taken? (No...some of the taken-ones suck too!) Jamie shares his journey of a gaslighting projectionist in nice-girl's clothing.
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Monday May 20, 2024
Monday May 20, 2024
Charli recounts some of the terrible things she's done for money: how she (almost) could've gotten (maybe) shot and how she got beat up at and passed the mace obstacle course. Gilly tells his tale of being on the wrong end of being wanted by a wife...and then her husband. Oops, the gift that sold them out!!
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